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2. September 2026

How The Grog Turned Deadly ๐Ÿป๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ (Official Music Video)

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Titel: How The Grog Turned Deadly ๐Ÿป๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ (Official Music Video)

sแดษดษข: How The Grog Turned Deadly
แด˜ส€แดแด…แดœแด„แด‡แด… ส™ส: Happy Tunes ๐ŸŽต โ— แดแดส€แด‡ ษชษดา“แด โคต โ—

“How The Grog Turned Deadly” is a rowdy pirate-metal drinking song about one mysterious barrel, one hopelessly thirsty crew and a voyage that goes wrong in every possible way. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ™

Raise your mug and sing along:
“But how the grog turned deadly – we still don’t know!” โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿบ

โš“ OktobARrr!Fest 2026:
This is the official song for the return of our pirate Oktoberfest event from 2025 – and our fifth Oktoberfest celebration in Final Fantasy XIV! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
๐Ÿ“… 16 & 17 October 2026 – 18:00 ST / UTC
๐ŸŒ 2026 Event: https://oktoberfestxiv2026.carrd.co/
โ†ฉ๏ธ 2025 Edition: https://oktoberfestxiv2025.carrd.co/

๐ŸŽง Listen / Stream:
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/1L3Yz4sJBuyPD8iyK2m96m
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/at/song/how-the-grog-turned-deadly/6807070326
Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.de/artists/B0D8ZFNZ8Q/happy-tunes-shiva
Deezer: https://link.deezer.com/s/34ifNYUFhbnqlcJfxlDSo
YouTube Music: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt8XuYlgIRAU0lJwpd68_fu3Mqh2U-QOY

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๐Ÿ“ Lyrics:

The mainsail’s a-flappin’
And the main sheet’s gone slack
There ain’t a breath o’ wind
And we ain’t gettin’ back

The hold’s near empty
And the crew’s got no cheer
But down in the dark
Sat one last barrel o’ beer

So we cracked that keg
And filled our flagons
Foam on our beards
Like cursed sea dragons

Drink up ye scurvy dogs
Our captain said
Me hearties drink deep
‘Til yer senses be dead

But how the grog turned deadly
We still don’t know

But all I can tell ya
It happened like so

The beer was a-bubblin’
Our bellies were troublin’
Our mugs were a-clinkin’
An’ we kept on drinkin’

The deck started spinnin’
The cabin was swimmin’
The crew started spewin’
An’ trouble was brewin’

The cap’n was bleedin’
But I was still heedin’

Drink up me hearties
Our captain cried low
But how the grog turned deadly
We still don’t know

Our powder was damp
And the cannonballs gone
The rats ate the biscuits
And the cook ate the swan

Our rations were scant
Our spirits were wrong
But the barrel kept singin’
That cursed drunken song

Blimey cried the boatswain
By the powers we’re done
As the deckhands kept dancin’
Round the last drop o’ rum

We thought it was safe
So we sloshed and we swayed
‘Til some bilge-suckin’ lubber
Tossed a match where it laid

It rolled through the rum
And the galley caught fire
The mast lit up bright
Like the Devil’s own pyre

The whole ship was blazin’
From stern unto bow
But how the grog turned deadly
We still don’t know

But all I can tell ya
It happened like so

The beer was a-bubblin’
Our bellies were troublin’
Our mugs were a-clinkin’
An’ we kept on drinkin’

The deck started spinnin’
The cabin was swimmin’
The crew started spewin’
An’ trouble was brewin’

The cap’n was bleedin’
But I was still heedin’

Drink up ye scallywags
Our captain did crow
But how the grog turned deadly
We still don’t know

We tried to drink the ocean dry
But it didn’t help
And we don’t know why

Our last sight was a one-eyed fish
Sayin’
Sink me what are ye doin’

We had just time for one last wish
As the sea came boilin’ throughin’

The cook yelled rum
The mate yelled run
The parrot screamed we’re doomed

But I just raised me final mug
And hiccuped at the moon

The beer was a-bubblin’
Our bellies were troublin’
Our mugs were a-clinkin’
An’ we kept on drinkin’

The deck started spinnin’
The cabin was swimmin’
The crew started spewin’
An’ trouble was brewin’

The cap’n was bleedin’
The ship was recedin’
The kraken was laughin’
The gulls were all chaffin’

Drink up me hearties
Our captain said slow
But how the grog turned deadly
We still don’t know

No how the grog turned deadly
We still don’t know

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๐Ÿ“– Using AI ๐Ÿค–:
We openly use AI tools in our productions. The song was created with Suno Studio. The video used creative AI workflows via Higgsfield, including Nano Banana 2 / Pro for key frames and Seedance 2.5 for animation, plus GPT Image 2 for selected visual assets. Extensive manual direction, editing, continuity work, timing, compositing, color work and refinement shaped the result.

AI is the tool – the story, lyrics, characters and final creative decisions are human-made. The drunken pirate disaster is ours. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

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